Cuz you single Af or u have no mans
“She doesn’t have a BF yet”Boy 1
“Cuz she has no mans and she is single af” girl
Why don’t I have a boyfriend yet
A Loser Boyfriend is a guy who rots in his room all day, gets jealous over everything, watches videos or plays video games all day instead of partying, changes his personality not to be hated, has a few friends, can't hold a conversation, isn't motivated to do what the human body needs and etc
When people say they want a Loser Boyfriend, they really don't want a Loser Boyfriend do they?
friend: who is that?
me: oh! that’s just the best boyfriend ever!
You’re going to get attacked with kisses by your girlfriend
When you date a girl and then later regret it
Dude is that your ex? You must have some serious Boyfriend Remorse
August 2nd is take your boyfriend out to dinner of his choosing day
Did you know that august 2nd is National take your boyfriend out to dinner day
The act of 2 women sharing one man without any jealousy
Hey do you mind boyfriend sharing with me since I have no date tonight?