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When cutting a fart sounds like a dogs growl.
I was so glad the dog was sleeping with my wife and I because when I had a asshole growl I was able to blame it on the dog. When the stink came he gat the blame for that also.
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the asshole common amongst those living in anglo-centric cultures such as the U.S., the U.K. and Australia. this is a byproduct of these countries large consumption of toilet paper. coined “american asshole” because those guys are well, assholes!
jean-paul: and did you wet the paper?
henry: nah, but I washed my hands!
jean-paul: you have american asshole!
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someone who looks innocent but is an asshole behind the scenes
Homelander America's hero is actually a bleached asshole
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A serious condition, mostly affecting the English population, in which ones asshole becomes hardened after years of excessive beer drinking while eating Indian food, an unlikely combo that will result in terrible hangovers and fiery diarrhea the next morning.
A word of caution: does not mean one is into butt stuff
bloody hell, I wish I hadn't pulled a porky last night and eaten so much Indian food while drinking! Now I have a hardened asshole.
Whoa, bro, just coz I have a hardened asshole doesn't mean I'm into butt stuff. I'm a good boy.
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A guy who only cares about himself
"I don't mean to sound like a shalow asshole but I'm really good at football."
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Wow Josh and Ashtyn are real assholes/dicks
Asshole/Dick
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A word used to illustrate something that tastes, smells or feels very bad.
"Damn, did someone poop their pants? It smells like charred asshole in here!" OR "I woke up with a sore throat and a fever. I feel like charred asshole!"
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