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Thunder Cross Split Attack is an attack technique used in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, it consists in crossing your arms and infusing them with hamon so that you are able to attack in a defensive position.
Jhonny: Hey, Steve, what's up?
Steve: I'm fine, how about you?
Jhonny: Yes, everything is fine... Wait, what is that? *Points at Steve's shirt*
Steve: *Looks down*
Jhonny: *Crosses his arms* YOU FELL FOR IT, FOOL! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!
Steve: NANI!?
When someone makes (and continually makes) refrences from one story/game/media while using another, in an attempt to impress everyone with their knowledge.
Phrase comes from the event in Star Wars:Empire Strikes Back, on Hoth when the Rebel Alliance takes down the AT-ATs using simple tow and cable tactics.
Tom made an Aattack Pattern Delta when he tried to related our paintball strategy to the strategy of a video game.
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Getting a text message while zoning out or in the middle of the night (while sleeping, preferably) that scares you out of your skin, gives you a quick adrenaline rush, then leaves you with a slightly worn down heart and a bad message from someone you don’t really care that much about.
I got a text message heart attack last night when you woke me up at 2am with your pointless message!
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A meatless taco is a type of food that comes alive and awarkedly attacks you face with a rake. It can happen anytime of the day, whether or not you are eating mexican food.
Friend one: Gah, remember when a meatless taco attacked?
Friend two: yea, that was awaked.
Ahh! a meatless taco attack
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This scale of measuring ones need for a number. 2 (i.e. dropping the kids off at the pool) is defined from a number between 1 - 10, with 10 being a level so strong you actually crap your pants with the occasional loose bowels (diarrhea).
We could tell by the way Fredrik was running past us towards the toilet that he at least had a shit attack awareness level 7 bordering on 8. The brown stain on his pants definately helped justify this..
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A nuclear attack performed by a government on its own people to forward its own social agenda.
"The American people wouldn't let the US invade Iran, so the US nuked itself and blamed it on Iranian nationals".
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the potential result of an overweight person having to endure any of the following life threatening events:
1. too much time without food
2. too much of the same food-i.e. 100 candy bars
3. exercise
"man, if i dont eat soon im gonna have a fat kid heart attack"
OR
"let the boy take a break from running before you give him a fat kid heart attack"
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