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Refers to the act of bypassing second and third base, but instead proceeding directly from first to fourth base; i.e., having sex with a girl right away, without bothering to tediously wade through the whole hugging/kissing/touchy-feely foreplay-crap in between.
The simplest and most effective/successful fourth-base shortcut procedure, in two easy steps:
(1) Find a hot chick and offer her a free foot-massage (first base).
(2) When the cutie obligingly plops herself down and gives you her feet, take one foot in each hand and start rubbing them, but also gradually raise them up high till her legs are back over her head and her butt is lifted off the ground, allowing you to slip off whatever lower garment(s) she's wearing. If she'd made no objections by that time, then the rest is easy; just kick off your own lower garments and enjoy (fourth base).
“You should already know”
“That’s expected by most”
“Common sense”
1st person: did you know know that you need a resume for the job cause I didn’t?
2nd person: ofc “thas base pay”
An inconceivable term that should not exist. It means software that is installed across a network of internet browsers. Not secure, not safe, not feasible, not real. The type of term a salesperson would come up with without speaking to a member of marketing first.
My software is a browser-based cloud, the only thing more secure is a chimpanzee holding a banana.
The act of sexual intercourse in your grandmother's bed. Little known fact, it's just weird unless it's also in a public area such as the Leaning Tower of Piza, Empire State Building, or some other tourist filled shithole.
Guy 1: I got to 6900th base last night!
Guy 2: No way! Where did you put your grandma's bed?
Guy 1: The Eiffel Tower!
Guy 3: That's so romantic Bro!
On 20th January, you can beat the living shit out of a furry, tiktok user, genshin impact player, or any obese person or make fun of them without any consequences while listening to "free bird". You can do this any day, but this is the day they cannot retaliate
P1: "I just finished a 40 hour masterbation session!"
P2: "that's so based and cartipilled
Being part of a gang, those of which sit on their sex toys, all the way to the base
"Hey bro, seen base gangs latest post? truly wicked"