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a miracle of taxidermy; way cooler than a jackalope, with sexy undertones.
i saw a badass grizzly beaver mounted at bass pro the other day...
It is like a wet dream. It could also be dream about women genitalia.
I had a weird beaver dream last night. I had the best beaver dream.
Definition, an old saying when my parents were young, comercial beaver meant hookers, prostitutes, broads who can take a dick, not only take a dick, but that bitch can take it damn good, far deep throated.
"Hey man did you see that commercial beaver up the road?"
"yeeeh man, that broad would be good for all ten minutes man,i'd hit that for more than an hour!"
Methamphetamine.
The sharper the teeth, the most pure, concentrated, prime supply of premium fuckin' shards.
Hey, you there! Come down from the high-lonesome. Is it true that it gets lonely up there hunting for beaver toggles.
Uncommon term of endearment for a female orgasm.
"Everytime she has a beaver seisure, we have to wash the sheets." or "She screams really loud when she has a beaver seisure."
Beaverization is used to describe how beavers keep us safe from floods by building their dams
Jay: What do beavers have to do with anything?
Gloria: The beavers, they build their dams all over the country, so there's no floods, it's the beaverization of America
The act of getting your meat stick scraped by nothing but the front teeth.
That nerdy bitch Krista in the office gave me a beaver blowjob last night and my knobgoblin is covered in scabs.