Bone Drone

A woman who can spot a man she wants to lay from a 1000 feet, a ho.

Sheila gets more man on here than the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit magazine, girl is a bone drone.

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i-boning

sexting via an iPhone device

While traveling out of town on business, phone-boning got old so we resorted to i-boning w/pictures & videos.

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Bone in the closet

Verb:
When a person bangs another person in that same gender, except they are still "in the closet" about it; secretive, in denial out in the open.

Noun: Literally a "Bone in the closet".

V.:
(Names of the following are fictitious and any relation of the two are coincidental)

Steve is attracted to Bret in an intensely sexual way but since he's a self centered douche and cares mostly about his reputation they're going to Bone in the closet.

(N.):

First person: "I opened the door and there was something catching flies in there and it' smells awful. What was it?"

Second person:" . . .@$#*! Yeah, that's just a bone in the closet."

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bone hoed

When you get fucked over royally by a professional.

"I picked up a cheap hooker on the corner and she bone hoed my ass."

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p-bone

a very hard penis erectus, the main bone

After I gave her a poon smooch, I gave her the P-bone

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public bone

Having dirty sex in a public place

Jill: Carlisle, are you up for a public bone?
Jill reaches hand down between his legs
Jill: Yes. You. Are.

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Dog Bone

Something that your stupid fucking piece of shit dog chews on every hEcKInG day because they have nothing else to do in their life other than constantly chewing on that nasty ass dog bone for 38 hours. Most of the time you're probably stepping on them because you're an uncoordinated bastard that doesn't know where the fuck he always steps.
It is also something that most dogs FUCKING EAT, because they honestly don't have any other shit to eat besides Sheep Liver and pieces of Rat shit. (aka purina chicken & rice formula)

Shit! I just stepped on my dogs slobbery, hard and fucking disgusting piece of my dogs bone(r).
My feet are now permanently disabled.

Why are there so many dog bones buried in my backyard? Wait, these aren't dog bones...

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