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When eating Kraft singles, poking a hole in it and sticking your tongue through the hole.
While stuck in traffic, I saw a girl with a hatching chick in her mouth.
Girl with a short skirt and a long jacket, who thinks she's massively outdoor but can't belay jack shit in real outdoor situations.
Huge fan of Netflix and Clitoris, but otherwise doesn't know anything about the modern pop-culture (or culture in general) - she thinks Gandalf killed Voldemort during the duel of the fates in Star Wars episode III. She's a skiing unicorn, rarely to be seen as she often encounters stability problems due to her massive balls of steel.
She loves soups, thinks she can cook Halusky but means noodles. Suffers from serious hairshrink but tells people it's convenient.
"I went skiing with the Outdoor chick once, the legend says she's still out there looking for Gandalf."
You: "Yo Dude, let's go climbing."
Me: "Yeah, sure! But don't tell Zuzi, because you know she has climbing dickfingers and we'll die..."
"I was once invited for Halusky dinner over to Zuzi's. I arrived and there were no people and no halusky so I had to cook them myself. I complained and was never invited again."
Average Joe: "Bruh, she's so hot!"
Another average Joe: "Yeah I feel you bro, but now imagine her without that damn hairshrink, she'd be so out of your league"
Average Fero: "Hey dude, do you know who's in the mountains more often than Zuzi - the outdoorchick?"
Average Duro: "Snow?"
Average Fero: "The Mountain Goats, screaming like people"
A woman who makes the conscious choice to stop engaging in emotionally unavailable relationships. Due to years of toxicity and lack of pay, in order to reach full H.O.E potential
After years of hoeing Maya is finally a retired side chick
A girl that says she will do something, usually of a sexual nature, but when it comes down to it, not do anything at all. If someone says they will meet you and suck you off, but never turn up or don't do it, then they are a 'Sound Chick'
"She's such a sound chick"
"Innit, she said she would give me head and now she just gives me air"
1. A woman who does not meet society’s standards for their age group.
2. Typically a person (feminine) who cannot sustain/maintain their lifestyle. They require external support to survive.
Him (on phone): Why do you need $200?
Her (replies): I need to pay bills and my parents can’t loan me money.
Friend: I told you about dealing with these struggle chicks. 👀
Noun: A penis on a femboy
Adjective: A person who has a dick and acts feminine
“I thought I was dating a girl, turns out to be a huge chick dick