Tire Boat Captain

A Cuban who sets sail for america in thir cars spare tire.

Look over there its an Tire boat Captain.

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Crunchatize Me Captain

It's when you have anal intercourse, but while your giving the girl the business, Captain Crunch cereal is in her vagina.

Oh my God, Danny gave me the Crunchatize Me Captain last night for the first time, and I came blood.

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Captain Anarchy

Anti-American terrorist, lives in mommys basement still, cocky, is lucky that there are American men and women giving their lives to protect his right to free speech so that he may slander our country and it's leaders.

Maybe Captain Anarchy should move to Afghanistan if he hates America so much!

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Captain Hook

A man whose penis has a 90 degree angle

Dude...check out Captain Hook over there...he must be really lonely

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Captain Kirk

Someone who owns a crappy toupeé; a loser who doesn't even know how to say lines... someone who gets on others nerves, and who flirts with every female/male that they see.

Man, such-and-such is such a Captain Kirk, that it's not even funny!!

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Captain Planet High

Level of highness where, when smoking a marijuana joint with 3 or more different kinds of weed, their powers combine to equal something more than the sum of their parts alone; Like Captain Planet.

"Man, I got so baked when I smoked that joint. We used 3 kinds of weed which were only so powerful individually, but with their powers combined, we became, Captain Planet High!!!!"

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captain x cap

a condom, a jimmy cap, a cum trap

yo phil my captain X cap rubbed off in yo mama's pussy last night. get that shit back for me!

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