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Hard Coffee

When you've lost your will to live. Can also be used to describe someone whose feeling down.

Joe had a cup of hard coffee this morning.

by SurvialFritz February 25, 2020


Small Penis Coffee

A small penis coffee is usually, but not limited to having an excess of added flavor pumps, bright additive food coloring, extra whipped cream, and chocolate syrup. It is always brewed by coffee companies who have to compensate for their low-quality coffee by completely disguising it with additives.

Student #1: Why does the coffee at Meantime Coffee Co. taste so much better than that place on Frankin Street?
Student #2: Because Meantime Coffee Co. actually cares what their coffee tastes like and they don't have to compensate by making SPC or small penis coffee.

by E.A. Davis September 28, 2018


20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffees

When you pull a all nighter and try and stay up all day but will probably need 20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffees just to stay up for 3 seconds. WARNING: you're probably gonna die just saying

I will probably need 20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffees in order to right every last letter of this sentence

by hitlers gay son March 18, 2017


coffee a girl out

similar to smoking a girl out, but instead of weed you get her a coffee with two shots of espresso and cream.

Jerry "how do I coffee a girl out?"
Klyle "dude are dumb? you just buy her a coffee with two shots of espresso and cream!"
Jerry "thanks man, that will totally get her to be mine"

by klylepercilla November 13, 2019


Free coffee for $1

Something a stupid person wrote

Free coffee for $1

by Elysmile April 1, 2021


Coffee Parent

A parent or guardian that you have that everyone either finds funny, or loveable, and they want them to be their parent. Coffee is related because everyone likes coffee

I really love your parent! They are a coffee parent because everyone love them!

by Dwilli February 28, 2021


e-coffee

The coffee (or hot beverage) you have with a friend through an internet medium - eg, Skype chat, MSN or Facebook. Made individually, consumed simultaneously.

See also e-tea

Let's have an e-coffee this Tuesday, 2pm - see you on Skype!

by chickitt March 20, 2011