cunt fuckery

when the term 'douche baggery' just doesn't cover the stupidity of any given situation

that ass jack left the cart rolling around the parking lot and it hit my car. what kind of cunt fuckery is this??

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Douche Cunt

(doosh-kunt)
n. vulgar slang (tee-hee)

1. A stream of water or a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for sanitary reasons -and- the human female genitalia combined

2. Someone who genuinely is; or can be categorized as; a douche cunt

pl. douchecunts

Girl: "I think we should see other people..."

Boy: "You are a douche cunt!"

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tuna cunt

An unwashed vagina with a strong putrid fish bouquet that will most likely give you an infection where you will pee razor blades for a month.

Damn! That ho that I scored last night at the club had one tuna cunt, but I fucked her any way.

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scum cunt

a women who stabs you in the back and leaves you for another man taking all your shit

man; dude she has got to be the biggest scum cunt wat a wrothless two faced bitch

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sick cunt

people who dry scoop pre-workout

Dylan just dry scooped his first pre-workout, he's now a real sick cunt

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cunt gut

The roll of fat some chicks have just below the navel.

Whoa. Check out that hideous CG.

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Feeling cunt

When you’re feeling an excess of cockiness, grandiosity, confidence, and feminine power. Typically used within the gay community + ballroom scene as slang. Not offensive or derogatory. Gender-neutral term.

Lexi: My outfit and makeup look good asf today. Bitch I’m feeling CUNT!!!!!
Andre: Say it LOUDER

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