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valentine's day

A holiday that's been capitalized on by corporations in order to push a bunch of useless junk to people who are deceived into thinking that a cuddly Luv bear will make the girl of your dreams love you.

Ah, I can imagine it now. She hates you today, but tomorrow she be swooning over you when you buy her a card!

by Conrad February 17, 2004

55๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


green day

1) A day to smoke weed.

2) Popular American pop-punk band with such classics as Good Riddance (Time of Your Life), Basket Case and Longview. Sometimes said to be inspiration for various later pop-punk bands.

1) It was a green day.
2) I am going to the Green Day concert next week.

by jazzpup February 4, 2005

1853๐Ÿ‘ 965๐Ÿ‘Ž


green day

Green day ~ day spent to just smoking pot and doing absolutly nothing at all. sitting on the couch, eating food, just not leaving the house at all while you are stoned.

My friends and i got our first paychecks today, and we celebrated by having a green day because my parents were out of town.

by skaterpunk1007 July 13, 2004

516๐Ÿ‘ 255๐Ÿ‘Ž


Green Day

A decent band that earned the nick-name 'sell-outs' because their latest album, American Idiot, was popular.

Bruce: Gawd, Green Day is just a sell-out band. They aren't as good as they used to be.

Wayne: Why, because their album did well, and they gained a bunch of new fans?

Bruce: Well, the fans are a bunch of tweens that never listened to their old albums.

Wayne: Wow. I didn't know you had to like EVERY album and EVERY song they made in the past to be a fan of their current work. Dipshit.

by LadyHailey August 27, 2008

53๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Valentine's Day

A very special day, during which those in love can reinstate their love for one another by buying chocolates, teddy bears, roses, and various other items that are related in one way or another to romance.
Singles reside at home, or brave the outside and cast sneers of contempt toward every gift shop and flower stall selling the aforementioned sappy crap.
Also the one day of the year which holds the record for the most attempted suicides.
All in all, a pretty shite day indeed.

"I love you"
"Prove it."
"I bought you all this chocolate"
"It'll make me get fat"
"Oh, well, never mind that, here. A rose. Happy Valentine's Day. Can we have sex now?"

by bitter singleton. February 9, 2009

46๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Green day

1) A band that many people are starting not to like just because everyone else does, and they think it's "cool" not to go with the "fads". When in reality, the band is atleast 15 or 16 years old. Also, some people are stupid enough to think they're a new band.
But is a seriously good band, has always been great. People tend to split the group into "New Green day" and "Old Green day".

1) " Dude, I like Old Green day way better than New Green day"
2) "Ew, my best friend likes Green day, and like, no way, they're too mainstream"

by Hannah_t August 13, 2005

125๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


sports day

A day at school which you do loads of athletic events!

i always dominate sports day as i rock at 4x100m 100m, 200m, 400m, 800m, 1500m, triple jump and high jump

by shaun gardner September 9, 2006

37๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž