The useless phrase you learn in Year 7 which you'll never use in real life unless you're begging to get gangbanged by a few roadmen...
French Teacher: "LISTEN UP YEAR 7! So... how do we say 'in my pencil case'?"
Class: "Dans ma trousse!!"
Me: "Just let the ground swallow me up right now."
The hand that you use to spank the ass of your dog when you're taking it from behind.
My dog tried to pull away last night so I used the Palm of Dan to keep him still until I finished.
A pissflap
“Did you see Dan Mason before ?”
“Yea he’s such a pissflap!!”
Dan rodz is a member of the QUTM family and has an uncontrollable love for unseasoned plain as f*ck chicken
He has a side piece called Alice (moz’s Niece) and has recently come out as bilingual
He hates Asians
Dan may or may not gag on his chicken
fkin OOOOOOOOOWW, Dan rodz! U chici bastad.
Kid failing to pass 6 form who steals toy cars off kids.
Dan klim has completely wasted my time and cannot be trusted!
Sexiest man you'll ever meet, often cannot be found like finding a rare pokemon.
Sam: Yo I think I just found Dan Roach Ashik: ye man that guy was pretty fit tbf
Someone who has no filter and is not afraid to speak their mind
He is such a Dan Palmer