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Late Onset Autism: where your friend slowly becomes more autistic as you know him.
Yo, have you talked to Jake lately? Yeah he has LOA Disease. I know the shit he says makes me think that’s the case.
Skype Transmitted Disease or STD
Receiving a virus or a type of malware via skype.
Example: Bob was sent a file from him friend through skype and his friend said "Its so you can get free diamond on Minecraft!"
Oh Dear i think i have an STD (Skype Transmitted Disease)
A term coined by TheFurEffect to denote someone who is infected by the evils of communism.
There are a major and a maximum form:
Sifa Major: Those who willingly support the evils of communism despite being from a free society
Sifa Maximum: Those born under the evils of communism
Symptoms include ( but are not limited to ):
- Being subhuman
- Extremely low IQ across the board ( no matter how many tests say otherwise )
- Being greedy and selling out their area / country for money
- Having no soul
- Believing that communism can do anything other than harm to everyone / thing
- Choosing corruption over democracy / freedom
If your friends or anybody you know is suffering from Sifa Sifa Disease then I urge you to put them out of their missery and end their pitiful existence like a wounded dog that won't make it to the vet in time. They'll thank you from the afterlife for your service
Guy A: Look at Girl C over there. She looks like a keeper
Guy B: Oh, you don't know? She has Sifa Disease. I'm going to put her out of her missery later today
Guy A: Damn, if she wasn't infected, I'd totally date her
when you haven’t had a lover in so long, you become very horny and thirsty
“yo I think Katie has devils disease she was all over Liam”
“I’m not surprised she’s been single for ages”
The unfortunate souls who are diagnosed with this disease are commonly referred to as captain hook.
Pp go down
Girl 1: I was having sex with my boyfriend for the first time and his penis curled backwards.
Girl 2: Oh yeah, he must've had pepperoni's disease
Computer virus passed through computers, by email, and messages
I caught a electronically transmitted disease by opening an attachment by email.
A very rare disease (there are no known cases of it) where you involuntarily say something similar to "404 page not found" upon encountering a situation you are not prepared for.
Person 1: Hello, I have HTTP disease.
Person 2: I don’t believe you and I now hate you for lying!
Person 1: 404 page not found.