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an asshole who thinks they can do/get anything they want by using the annoying lame ass excuse "its my birthday". its MUCH worse when its someone's 16th or 18th birthday.
Me: i finally did all my chores, made my bed, took a shower, did all my homework, now i can FINALLY relax and play some wii.
birthday douche: *snatches controller*
me: hey what gives! i was just going to play asswipe!
birthday douche: no, i wanna play!
me: too bad, i already had the controller in my hand. give it now dickhead
birthday douche: too bad! its my birthday!
me: *punches birthday douche in the face*
The act of being a douche bag. Such acts include lying, cheating, deceiving, being cocky, and acting like a jerk.
"steve hasn't called me in 3 weeks"
"how douche baggory of him
A douchebag walking around with a bluetooth head set on. Most likely having a conversation way too loud as he looks at you funny for listening to his phone call.
This guy walked up and starting talking to me. I responded but then he just stared at me and got upset that I was interrupting his call. Turns out he was on his douche-tooth.
the lord of all douch bags. the cops in gta call me a douch lord all the time
cop, get on the ground, you douch lord
For every retail outlet and fast food joint, theres an hour of trade where all the douche bags walk through the door.
Usually late at night, Muzza's and guido's alike usually make there way into supermarkets as a last ditch effort to buy smokes and withdraw excessive amounts of money, displaying an inflated feeling of self worth, rudeness and arrogance.
Check out chick # 1 : " Oh, no.. it's 10pm. "
Check out chick # 2 : " Bro?? "
Douche Bag : " Bro, bro.. (excessive tapping on counter.) I want smokes, bro. "
Check out chick # 1 : " on the card, any cash out? "
Douche Bag : " (grunting) no. "
Check out chick # 1 : ok, thats $10... "
Douche Bag : " $400 out........... Fuck. Don't. Listen.
Check out chick # 1 : " 10:15, yep douche o'clock "
Being a douche bag automatically or without trying.
Having no control of being a douche bag it just comes automatically or naturally.
You're a douche-a-matic!