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A Christmas game in which wooden clogs are filled with human excrement and hidden around the house.
Once we finish opening stockings, let's see how long it takes us to play a round of Dutch Prime Minister!
The premeditated act of a dog farting underneath the blankets, licking the owner's face to force them underneath the blankets, and revelling in his/her victory.
That fucking pooch just Doggy Dutch Oven'd me. He knew what he was doing. Well played, sir. I'll stop blaming them on you.
(1) Like a double Dutch rudder but instead involves three men.
(2) Three men jack each other off simultaneously.
Three starters on the football team performed a triple Dutch rudder in the locker room. It isn't gay, because their dicks never touched.
When you go to give a Dutch oven but accidently shit the bed and the turds would be referred to as Dutch oven babies.
Last night i went to Dutch oven my girlfriend and instead gave her a Dutch oven baby.
Similar to a regular Dutch oven, however after brewing the farts beneath the sheets. You gently lift the blanket where your head lays, then let go as the Dutch oven wind is subtly pushed toward your unsuspecting partners face.... Creating the open Dutch oven.
"he hit me with an open Dutch oven"
Call me Dutch
Means to be very laid back and chill, and one can only be called Dutch if they have the logo "Call Me Dutch" on a select piece of clothing (for example: Hats, shirts, shoes, etc..)
You aren't one to do any drugs or alcohol but you still manage to have a good tiime.
Person 1: Dang you're really cool and chill af
Person 2 (with the logo "Call Me Dutch"): Just Call me Dutch.
when you fart under a blanket and then throw it on someone after letting it fester for a few minutes so the smell travels with the blanket
"That's my favorite blanket. Why the portable dutch oven?"
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