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When you take poop on the hood of someone's car.
I gave my girlfriend a Dutch Hood Ornament when we broke up.
A Christmas game in which wooden clogs are filled with human excrement and hidden around the house.
Once we finish opening stockings, let's see how long it takes us to play a round of Dutch Prime Minister!
When the female is giving oral sex and the male traps her between his thighs and absolutely rips ass.
I just gifted my girlfriend a sexy Dutch oven last night. She loved it!
Similar to a regular Dutch oven, however after brewing the farts beneath the sheets. You gently lift the blanket where your head lays, then let go as the Dutch oven wind is subtly pushed toward your unsuspecting partners face.... Creating the open Dutch oven.
"he hit me with an open Dutch oven"
When you go to give a Dutch oven but accidently shit the bed and the turds would be referred to as Dutch oven babies.
Last night i went to Dutch oven my girlfriend and instead gave her a Dutch oven baby.
Call me Dutch
Means to be very laid back and chill, and one can only be called Dutch if they have the logo "Call Me Dutch" on a select piece of clothing (for example: Hats, shirts, shoes, etc..)
You aren't one to do any drugs or alcohol but you still manage to have a good tiime.
Person 1: Dang you're really cool and chill af
Person 2 (with the logo "Call Me Dutch"): Just Call me Dutch.
It's when a woman gives you oral sex while you Dutch Oven her.
Bob knew he was with the right woman when she continued giving him head after he farted under the covers Dutch Oven style. Mmmm Dutch Corn dog.
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