when nigga makes eggs with milk in the microwave
Ex. Nigga Eian what are you making some ghetto eggs
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the act of patrolling your house for potential eggers
Holy shit we're getting egged! Son! Get on egg patrol RIGHT now!!
Mom I'm going out tonight.. no youre not, you're on egg patrol
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Someone who smells like Guerren Bass (really bad).
You are a Boiled Egg!
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The dankest fucking kind of eggs in the world. i.e. over easy eggs
My grandma used to make the dopest dipping eggs in the world.
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basically saggy eggs is someone who is very fat like someone from the hurst school whos tities are very saggy and long and she has a massive double chin and she cant go one day without eating food
saggy eggs' eggs are looking extra saggy
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It is a bastardization of the word with the same definition: Easter Egg, which is defined as a painted or chocolate egg that has been hidden by the Easter Bunny. It is derived from the politically correct paranoia that has engulfed every essence that was the Christmas Season which is now the Winter Holiday Season and is often used by public figures and fanatical individuals who are too scared to offend anyone by saying Easter Egg. It is much more annoying because Easter Egg is also defined as a prize or hidden feature found in various visual media outlets, compelling people to use Spring Egg all year round.
Person 1: Dude, how many Easter Eggs did you find in Lost?
Person 2: BLASPHEMY! The Lost series does not have any Easter eggs, idiot! They have spring eggs!
Person 1: What?! Are you serious?! Referencing Easter Eggs in movies and games have no underlined religious implications!
Person 2: aserwernkubawr
Person 1: I did not understand what you just said. Oh that's right, you paranoid fanatica morons always have your heads up your asses.
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An obscure slang name for dog shit, barker being the dog and egg being the turd.
Fuck it, I just trod in a barker egg!
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