february 28th, 2016

koe wetzel day. the title of his biggest hit.

It’s February 28th, 2016. You and your friends are drunk as shit on the highway. “who’s sober enough to take me to taco bell?”

Finger free February

Finger free February is like no nut November but for women

During February woman cannot masterbate at all

Woman 1: did you hear what’s happening next month
Woman 2: no what’s going on

Woman 1: finger free February

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February 22 , 2022

The day everybody wishes to be asked out on, as your anniversary will literally be 2/22/22. A TWOSday. (someone ask me out pls!! 😋)

yo it’s February 22 , 2022
wanna date? 😍😍

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Fibonacci fap February

A challenge that is almost impossible. Each day in February, the participant has to nut in accordance to the Fibonacci numbers. On the last day, the participant must nut at a rate of 3.68 nuts per second.

You trying for destroy dick December man?
Nah. Thats for the weak. Gotta try Fibonacci fap February.

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February 5th 2005

When the cutest cuties are born.

Person #1 "He's such a cutie!"
Person #2 "He was born on February 5th 2005, of course he is!

28 February

28 February is for weird bitches

Eww she is born on 28 February she is a weird bitch

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Forbidden Finger February

Where a female must not finger herself and get an orgasm for the whole month if February

"Did You fail Forbidden Finger February "
"Yeah, I fingered myself all last night."

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