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When a really skinny person (usually male) eats too much food, their stomach visibly protrudes outward forming a belly that looks quite like a preggers woman.
Really they are just a fatty.
Effect is enhanced by tight t-shirts.
I ate too much. I have a food baby.
I am carrying the food baby of that entire frozen pizza.
Computer food is a concept invented by my good friend Ross, and basically describes food that might as well have been made by a computer for all the human attention that has gone into it's creation. It might as well be made out of plastic for Jebus's sake.
Dude #1 (stood at burger van at some festival or other): Man, that pre-grated cheese looks totally computerised ...
Dude #2 (nods head in agreement): Fo 'sho brother mine, your computer food radar is finely tuned. Let's go get falafel instead. It sounds funnier.
A good-looking black guy with a small dick, as would be easily swallowed whole by a woman's nether regions.
"She seriously deepthroated you on the first try?"
"Yeah, well, I'm pretty much pussy food."
wtf happened to cindy?
she broke up with tom and has been eating nothing but acne food for the past week
A common phrase that teenagers in Northern Florida use that is referring to "Getting High". This term was made up by SSF&SNK.
Hey, you guys wanna go have a food fight?
The exquisite cuisine of Oakland, California, especially as prepared by Everett and Jones.
I goin' to the soul food restaurant and get me some buffalo fish.