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Person 1: Wow Timmy has REALLY big dog food!
Person 2: Yeah he is packin!
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Using Food to describe emotions, feelings, situations, tasks, etc.
Dylan: Yo man! You got the spaghetti on the cranberries?
Actual meaning: You got the info on the situation?
Lupe: My crew will pop a meatloaf and all you'll be drinking is cottage cheese for a week!
Actual meaning: My crew will pop a cap and all you'll be drinking for the next week is water!
Dylan: Hey chili dog how was the pimpus de la quality crouton salad with crumpets last night?
Joel: Hustla! Hustla! meatloaf's got nothin' on the big fry. I snappled and crackled and popped and ate a tater tot!
Outsider: WTF! You n00bzors usin' to much Food Slang!
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When a really skinny person (usually male) eats too much food, their stomach visibly protrudes outward forming a belly that looks quite like a preggers woman.
Really they are just a fatty.
Effect is enhanced by tight t-shirts.
I ate too much. I have a food baby.
I am carrying the food baby of that entire frozen pizza.
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Computer food is a concept invented by my good friend Ross, and basically describes food that might as well have been made by a computer for all the human attention that has gone into it's creation. It might as well be made out of plastic for Jebus's sake.
Dude #1 (stood at burger van at some festival or other): Man, that pre-grated cheese looks totally computerised ...
Dude #2 (nods head in agreement): Fo 'sho brother mine, your computer food radar is finely tuned. Let's go get falafel instead. It sounds funnier.
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A good-looking black guy with a small dick, as would be easily swallowed whole by a woman's nether regions.
"She seriously deepthroated you on the first try?"
"Yeah, well, I'm pretty much pussy food."
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wtf happened to cindy?
she broke up with tom and has been eating nothing but acne food for the past week
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