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Oral sex performed on a woman.
"Are you going to give me your jaw bone?" she said.
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Another way of saying that you couldn't care a less. Similar to the expression i couldn't give a rat's ass, but you're targeting the muskrat's nuts which are its manhood and used in the production of musky perfume.
Nic: "I slept with a fifteen year old girl on the weekend and she had a tight virgin pussy!"
Jim: "I couldn't give a muskrat's left nut you wanker."
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When life gives you melons... you might have dyslexia
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To get a ride from someone who drives a Pontiac "Vibe", the chic urban car of choice of drummers and vegans.
Hey man, I'm in town for a few days starting up my record label, can you give me a vibe?
Sure thing, my man. beats out rhythm on steering wheel
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1) The line near the end of the movie 'American Me' or was it another movie?
2) To not care. To have no remorse.
Man: Hey man you cant park here!
You: I dont give a fuck, homes!
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Make him/her your citrus friend! :D
Boy: when life gives you lemons ...
Me: make them your citrus friend!
Boy: What?
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May 5th is National Give a Boy Flowers Day! Make sure to give your boyfriend, best friend, homies or even your dad flowers!
Kyle: why are you giving me flowers?
Alexa: it’s national give a boy flowers day!
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