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a line of hair usually starting at the belly button that leads down to the genital areas, it also helps to guide blind peoplez of the 20th century down to the genital areas.
blind dude:if it wasnt for that chicks happy trail i couldnt have finger banged her while she was knocked out.
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When you drop your girlfriend off from a date and you been holding back from ripping ass. after you drop her off you begin ripping ass for a whole mile.
That happy mile was the best ever!!
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Another name for a Bounce-blower, which is a device used to cover up the scent of marijuana. Essentially, a happy-hoot is a spent toilet-paper roll with a sheet of fabric softener folded over one end (usually held in place with an elastic). It is recommended that the user also stuff a few extra sheets into the shaft of the roll, in order to help dissolve the scent.
Worried that his parents would find out he smoked pot, Alex secretly made a happy-hoot for his enjoyment.
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When a man only seems to be thinking about one thing...dick. Looking at dick, stroking a dick, smelling dick, and sucking dick.
Josh and Wayne are two of John's co-workers at the office. After seeing John whistling on his way out of the office at lunch, his two co-workers have a discrete chat.
Josh: "I know why John stays in such a GOOD mood in the afternoon."
Wayne: "Yeah, why does he have that extra spring in his step?"
Josh: "A friend told me that he likes to meet his partner, Mick, at home for lunch." He leans over and whispers "Before heading back to work they both have a huge helping of tube steak and gravy for dessert."
Wayne: "That helps explain the breath mints that he likes to keep in his pocket. Those hi-protein desserts really do linger on your breath."
Josh: "That may also explain why I keep catching him looking at his watch and my crotch as it gets closer to lunch."
Wayne: "It must be the pants. Those denims hug you in all the right places. After looking at your package all morning, John must be going home to make Mick sooo very happy."
Josh: "Yeah, hose happy! I can see a growing bulge down there in your wranglers partner. Might you be feeling a little hose happy?"
Wayne: "Maybe."
Josh: "I think it's time for OUR lunch break!"
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This refers to receiving oral sex from a female. When a male fits his penis and testicles in a females mouth at the same time.
I tried to give that bitch a happy meal, but her fucking mouth was too small...fucking whore!
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hipster way of saying "Happy birthday." Mainly used on facebook walls on the east coast of Canada. Origin of "Bidet" unknown, potentially a love child of the infamous "Auto correct" but this idea is largely disputed.
"Happy Bidet Mang! Wanna come over for a sixer of bronsons to celebrate?"
-"Bidet? Auto-correct fail?"
"Naw man... Bidet, birthday is too mainstream."
-"You're such a tosser Jerry, let's go Midtown instead and bust a moby."
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any intoxicating beverage i.e tequila, whiskey,etc.
Momma be lit on the happy juice huh?
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