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Hey man its November get out of here
"Man I've been so horny today. Wanna fuck?" "No you idiot its November"
When you are home alone and have feel tingly down there
I was home alone when I got horny. I grabbed my laptop and opened porn. After a while it got to much. I ran to the bathroom, turned on the shower, and ripped off my clothes. Before getting in, I shoved three fingers in my wet pussy and pulled them out. After doing it for a while, I was ready for more. I jumped in the shower and rubbed my clit fast. I still needed more. I took of the detachable shower head and put it to my throbbing pussy. I shoved my fingers in and out of my pussy and began to moan. I was soon screaming “Oh yes daddy fuck me harder!!!” After a while of cumming, I was exhausted. I spent the rest of the day watching porn and sexy movies
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how horny must you be to search up "horny" in urban dictionary instead of doing literally anything else
when u get horny and wanna fuck a dog.
"I'm horny" *starts fucking family dog*
life would be better without this.
Bob: i dont wanna get horny
something horny motherfuckers on urban dictionary search up
Im so horny im gonna search up some nasty shit on urban dictionary
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