crunching the ice

performing oral sex on a woman while she's on her period.

Word got around school that Milfred was crunching the ice.

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Ice Cream

The Gayest term for a blowjob of all time.

The two fags of the party had Ice Cream.

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ice cream

Stuff that comes from a girl after ejaculation

Hey did you taste that girls ice cream

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I Iced That

When you cum on a girls stomach and tell your boys that you iced her

I iced my girl last night!!!

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Ice Gun

A fictional peice of machinery used to fire frozen babie's tears. First mentioned on "The Naked Turcker and T-Bones" Show on comedy central. The ice gun can only be created by an evil genius.

"Anything's a weapon, even babie's tears, first you'de need to freeze them, in ice bullet molds. Then you'de need an ice gun, only an evil genius knows how to make one." - Gerald Tibbins (T-bones)

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lax iced

Getting hit so hard in a lacrosse game that you are amazed that you are still alive.

Lax Bro 1: "Bro, I think you killed that guy."

Lax Bro 2: "nah brah, he is just lax iced.:

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ice monkey

Dipping your passed out friend's penis in a bowl of ice or ice cream

We gave Matt an ice monkey last night.

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