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Shlong for brains

Used for somebody that has done something stupid, or as a general mocking insult. From the word shlong

"you shlong for brains!!"

or

"Yo shlong for brains, how art thee?"

by Adam the Flatulent October 11, 2007

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brain guy

From the television show, Mystery Science Theater 3000. Also called "Observer", the Brain guy is pale, wears a purple cloak over white robes and carries his brain in a petri dish. While possessing both Omnipotence and Omniscience, brain guy is rather lackadaisical in the goal of taking over the world, more content with observing. Despite claiming to not possess a body, Brain Guy does partake in activities like eating chili dogs and drinking beer.

Pearl Forrester: Brain Guy, get over here and save my bacon again!

by Tuba Jesus December 10, 2018


brain smack

An act of cupping ones hand over their own butthole, and farting into the hand, to later trap the gassiest stench while simultaneously whipping your hand out with great efficiency and speed to carefully keep the horrendous stench in your hand, then placing the hand under a poor unsuspecting target’s nostril. The stench will instantly travel up the nostrils and the sensation will smack the brain. Hence the term brain smacker

He brain smacked me.
He grabbed his fart and brain smacked me.
Brain smack means to catch your fart in your pants then throw it in someone’s face

by Faggatron2698 November 8, 2017


Elliott Brain

a person that makes a joke that backfires on them.

yeah you shouldnt joke about death you "Elliott Brain"

by impostsus May 27, 2021


Brain-Child

When two or more people come up with an idea together

My friend and I just had a brain-child. What if, hear me out, we mixed the cake mix with the waffle mixture?

by bitchassmotherfuck April 8, 2019


Bangtan Brain

When you are first introduced to the K-pop group BTS and are subsequently unable to do anything else. It is similar to catching a virus, because it may start with casual contact but then soon spreads through your entire body and mind. Soon you have gone down a K-hole and are obsessively watching every video, interview, game show, reality show, live, log, and performance they have done in the past, while checking your news feed every morning to see if they have been on Korean TV overnight. It causes you to stop functioning at work and social situations. There is no known cure.

I took a day off of work because I had a terrible case of Bangtan Brain, and needed to stay home and watch every episode of American Hustle Life again.

by AlexArmy April 27, 2019


windmill brains

When you are totally brain dead, and you are going in a cycle of lies that you fall for, such as very obviously fake television advertisements.

You must be completely fucking retarded for buying a Shark Ninja product, you have Windmill Brains.

by theunfunnyfound August 22, 2020