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morning alcoholic beverage consisting of whiskey, orange juice and green coloring. often enjoyed on March 18th with leftover whiskey from st. patrick's day.
I woke so hungover, I needed an irish eyeopener to get my day started.
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refering to an irish women who has babies so frequently, it resembles a machinegun on full-auto.
The nursery at the hospital was full because an Irish machinegun was admitted earlier.
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The act of ejactulating onto the anal rim of a female, followed by fisting the ass hole until the wrist touches the sphincter. The ring of brown and white upon ones wrist after withdrawal of the fist is an Irish Wrist Watch.
'Bend over love, I want an Irish Wrist Watch'
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Filling your dead friend's mouth with whiskey and tea bagging them at the funeral.
Patrick's funeral is today, I shaved my balls and got 25 year old whiskey for him. Can't wait to give him a proper Irish Wake Tea Bag.
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A person who has all these races in them and generally lives in Wales. They have great difficulty going to pubs and tend to holiday in a cheap caravan across the British Isles.
Seamus Smith Scott (an Irish,English and Scottish man) "Oh i can't go to the pub! i always get in to trouble down the pub!"
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An Irish Hat Story is a story that someone tells over and over again, each time thinking that this is the first time that they have told it to the listener.
Person A: So this one time...
Person B: Oh man, not another Irish Hat Story.
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"I wish I was drunk"
This phrase pokes fun at Irish people because they stereotypically drink a lot of alcohol. Not only does the phrase sound as though it is being spoken by a drunk person, it includes the word "Irish."
Drunk Irish Man: Irish I were drunk!
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