thumb job

When a chick rubs the area of a man's body where his ball sack connects to his penis with her thumb(s).

The prostitute will give thumb jobs for five dollars.

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Foot Job

The act of a woman pushing her feet together and performing stimulation to the male reproductive organ. May result in orgasm several fungal episodes.

Friend 1: Hey buddy whats wrong?
Friend 2: Well I got this wicked rash down low.
Friend 1: Oh, I bet it is athletes foot, as a result of the foot job you got from that girl in Couer D' Alene

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titty job

also known as a TJ when a guy titty fucks a girl.
titty fuck

Joe: " CAN I GET A TJ?" AKa "can i get a titty job
job biatch?"

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Steve Job

To perform oral sex in a computer chair or in the proximity of a computer.

"Dude Venezia totally wants to give Ben a steve job."

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Roof Job

a roof job is when a chick lays on her back on a bed or coach or other similar surface (preferrably butt ass naked) with her head hanging over the edge. the dude then straddles her head, grabs her by her hair and/or ears, shoves his cock into her mouth and begins to bang for all he's worth - effectively knocking the shingles off the roof of her mouth

SECOND DEFINITION
when a considerably tall man gets a considerably short girl to get on her knees and suck his cock. the necessity of the short girl to stretch her head and neck in the upward position to reach the cock achieves the same effect of the roof of her mouth getting the shit banged out of it. Let's not forget the hair, head, neck grabbing to get the appropriate amount of banging and gagging. :)

HOLLY SHIT JM, that was the best roof job i ever had. it knocked those pesky wisdom teeth out saving me a dentist appointment and i cant feel my chin anymore!!!! You think FEMA will cover THIS roof damage?!?!?!?

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Sim-job

1. General term for the most lewd sexual act known to man.

2. French origin; Involves the insertion of a Wilson tennis racquet into the anus specifically of a French poodle or any asshole, while simultaneously receiving oral sex by the poodle or person, being surrounded by French related objects, red wine and listening to BWO dance music

Kid 1: Hey man, what's up?

Kid 2: Nothin much, just had a Sim-job with my French poodle, you?

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Rock job

Term used to describe someone being shutdown or shutup. Often the person has contradicted and or embarassed themselves and therefore proven the other person's point.

"You just said earlier that you prefer Coles to Aldi for nutritional value, yet now you say you like Coles better for the larger variety of chocolate candy bars based on taste preference... Rock job bro!" said Nathan to his younger, more attractive yet hairier brother Murphy.

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