The act of using your own semen as lubricant in order to stimulate the prostate digitally.
Guy 1: Dude I got so fucked up the other night, I ended up giving myself a Johnny Watson.
Guy 2: Man you really need to slow down on the meth hey...
A soda water with lemon and lime, commonly ordered between drinks to rehydrate or by sober folks at bars
"Can i have a Johnny Franks please? " "Do you want that straight or with bitters?"
When your thicc ass pops. You may get moody and get mood swings after.
Awe dammit, I got the Johnny ass pops again!
When someone gives you a lowball offer for something, but you want it all.
Pepsi: "We offer you 1 million dollars to settle this case."
Me: "Johnny wants the jet."
Pepsi: "*Sigh*, alright"
A sweet little cute boy with a big heart and a soft spot for Nissan micras. He loves nature and hails from the north most of places, he’s a mysterious yet passionate lover, and will never back down from defending his pack.
Man I sure love Johnny o groats
Yeah me too he’s so kind and he helps me though so much!
I wish more people would be like Johnny groats. He’s such a good Oager.
If you don't get to work Im gonna take that Crack Johnny and slap you upside tha head