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Lebron: IM THE GOAT!!
Michael Jordan: 6-0
Lebron: ... (4-6)
President of America england very nice 👍
Also he is Niger
Michael Jordan
A really cool boy who people likes
You are such a jordan hartleb.
Extremely homosexual being, often tells fake stories to blend in with people. Also has low intelligence.
Jordan: I went to Kings Island and the *Insert scariest roller coaster at the time* is not scary at all!
Random person overhearing conversation: You're full of shit, none of that story happened!
Jordan: *Hits person with a weak punch that always tends to not hurt*
Jordan's friends (yes men): hahahahahahahaha
Jordan Is the sweetest, most loving, funny, and caring guy you'll ever meet. He loves his family, friends, and girlfriend. His girlfriend is the luckiest girl in the world. She has so much love for him and appreciates all he's done for her. Even though Jordan can be annoying he's loyal. He will cheer you up when your down. He also has a big dick but an even bigger heart if you deserve it.
"Isn't that your man jae?"
"Yea Jordan that's my man"