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Receiving sexual favors while being followed by the police.
When the cops let me up I knew I was going to jail so I asked Janine for a blue light special.
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When a guy approaches you at the club but you don't wanna talk to him so you turn on the "light switch" and pretend to be lesbian with your best friend.
Me: Creeper alert!
Friend: turn on the light switch lesbian
Guy: Hey!
Me: (to friend) I'm sorry baby did you need something
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Neon light disease is when the neon lights turn on you can't sleep.
A better example would be that once it gets dark you don't start getting tired until about 3-4 in the morning. Then at about 5 in the morning you finally crash.
1: I'm diagnosed with the neon light disease.
2: Excuse me?
1: Yeah, don't you see the club lights on?
2: Yes, but what does that have to do with anything?
1: When the neon lights turn on I wake up. ... You've never heard of it before?
2: Dude, I don't think anyone's heard of it before.
1: Ah well, that's their loss.
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To molest or fondle an alien crotch.
Man, Susie really gave Lord Xenu a sweet Light Tuesday. He blew his scorb gelatin all over her.
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Adjective used to describe something that is at once benign and profoundly uncool. It is neither greatly bad, nor greatly good; it is fluff, kind of gross, and appeals to very few. While available everywhere, you know no one who likes something that can be described as Crystal Light. See "Call Your Girlfriend" video by Robyn-- this video is Crystal Light.
"Hey did you see that new Robyn video?"
"No, is it good?"
"No, man she is weird. And the video is so freaking Crystal Light."
OR
"I would go to your party, but I think it is going to be Crystal Light as hell and I don't want to waste my Saturday."
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An easier version on 7 Keys mode on IIDX.
I play on Light 7 mode on IIDX because I'm a poser whore.
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Noun. Anyone working in a food service establishment that does not primarily sell alcohol.
Extension of 'Industrial', a derogatory word for anyone who works in a bar or nightclub.
Dude #1: Hey does Gino still work the door at Crobar?
Dude #2: Nah he's a Light Industrial now...he works at the Olive Garden.
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