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I wanna gang bang a group of midget Indian grandmas! I like to stroke my 500 inch penis and suck my big toe!
I had a hundred pounds of luke spaghetti for shlop!
The most wonderful guy you will ever meet in your life. A hot guy with hot eyes and amazing hair.
You see Luke Shen?
Yeah
I’m so in love with Luke Shen
Me too
fat fuck that smells like dogshit
have you seen luke baltau he smells like shit
To create a Luke: start with a base of hysterically funny. Mix in equal parts of cute, charming, sexy and intelligent. Combine with integrity, thoughtfulness and confidence until a solid foundation forms. For flavour, add a dirty mind to the hysterically funny but balance it by increasing the charm to ‘almost irresistible’ quantity. You should find the resulting mixture is well formed and appealing to the eye. Add maturity, cheekiness and something ‘indescribably unique’ to serve.
Summary: A Luke is one of the most amazing and unique people you will ever meet. In many ways he is like a great recipe for a person – containing all the right elements in just the right quantities. If you meet a Luke, show him he’s special by hiding things to make him smile wherever and whenever you can – even on the internet.
If you ever have the opportunity to be friends with a Luke then take it. You will be the 2nd luckiest woman in the world.
He also LOVES chicken nuggets!!!!!!
Cor!!! He's definitely a Luke Dignum.
they should date
i think luke and grace should date <3
HE IS THE GOD. HE WAS CREATED AT THE START OF THE UNIVERSE.
Who do you worship? Oh I worshup Luke Hamilton Jimmy Rodgers.
Male, typically overinterested in submarines, has seen more dicks than a gas station toilet yet somehow still identifies as straight.
Bryan asked Luke Pickering out on a date, but all Luke talked about was submerging.