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A phrase with the tonal flexibility of saying everything from "Hell yeah, bro" to "You are one smart motherfucker" (Just like Denzel Washington often says in the film American Gangster). It can be used in almost any situation that involves one's friends or enemies.
"What the fuck do you mean you locked the keys in the car?"
"Don't worry, I have a spare pair in my pocket."
"My man!"
"There's no way you can prove I stole that woman's purse."
"We recorded a video of you doing it."
"My man."
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A latin man is one form south america, he has a hairy, toned body, but a very think and large penis. He comes to this country illigally and fucks many women, then leaves them after tearing thier pussy in half.
Yo men, what up? i jsut got back from de bar, i fucked a slut in the washroom and came on her face so i had enough time to escape! Im such a latin man!
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Congratulations on reading to the bottom. Go grab yourself a congratulatory beer.
If you just scrolled here anyway, hey, what says you can't have a congratulatory beer?
If this somehow gets above J-Mont's definition of "Man Laws", grab a beer, get comfortable, and read on, my friend.
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if you can hear this little girl sing, and not smile you are the tin man.
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An intoxicatingly beautiful, charasmatic, charming woman who puts a spell on you. Her beauty, wit, and charm make you fall hopelesly in love with her. You would do anything for her. As much as you love her, she doesn't give a shit about you. Though she pretends to feel the same way for you, she see's other men behind your back. When she leaves you, you feel devistated. You're life is forever in shambles leaving you wishing "you never met her at all."
I made the mistake of falling in love with a man eater. Now I am in shambles.
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not being a pussy about something
hey ryan, how about you get off the floor and man up? or i could just hold your purse for you...
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Name given to the man posing in the picture on goatse.cx which consists of a man ripping his posterior apart.
Aiigh! The Goatse man has blinded me!
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