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the whore that jesus saved and probably had a kid with and DEFINATLY had sex with.....she kicked ass
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'Mary Jane' or 'Mary':
A womans vagina. A small group of women i know dont like any of the words used for this part of the female anatomy and have therefore taken it upon themselves to create a new word to represent it. One that would represent the sanctity and femininity of the female 'piece'. Mary Jane was born.
Variations:
Bloody Mary - To be 'on the blob
Hail Mary - To have an orgasm
Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow - Generally code sung by women to let a friend know they have bush showing out the side of their bikini!
'She's got a hairy Mary'
'I was on a horse and all the bobbing up and down bruised my Mary Jane'
'He buried his face in my Mary Jane till i screamed Hail Mary!'
'Not tonight love - Unless you want a Bloody Mary'
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I know her, she used to date this pilot and he wasn't haven't it, so she started posting salty ass statuses on Facebook.
Damn, what a Mari.
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When your fuckin a girl in her ass while she's on her period and some blood gets on your balls. Then after anal she sucks you off and the blood from your balls gets on her chin and she looks like a bloody mary!
Hey since your on your period how about a bloody mary tonight?
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When your girlfriend gets teeth pulled mainly or is bleeding from the mouth in general and she gives u head
I got the bloody mary last night after the opperation.. the gauze didnt stop much of the bleeding
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The best anchor at pew news. so what if she killed Gloria Borger, you have no proof.
Person 1: I love Mary Ham
everyone else: fuck you
pewdiepie: finally
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1st Wipe's a Charm
When you go number two and wipe once, but there are no stains on the toilet paper.
"Hey GodsPrototype, guess what just happened when I took a massive dump in your toilet?"
"I know, a Hail Mary. Am I right?"
"Hallelujah. I've got a golden buttocks"
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