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Person 1: hey did you do the Math homework yesterday
Person 2: NOPE
Person 1: me either
the torture that corrupts the human brain damaging life as we know it. and forcing young children to solve other people's problems
when you do math your heart rate goes from 80-110 in seconds
Math
Math is like an STD, it starts out as just a pain, but then it festers into this horrible disease which you can't even understand let alone do anything about.
A) Elementary School: This adding shit is easy, but annoying as fuck
B) Middle School: Ugh equations n shit, man this is so much worse than elementary school
c) High School: Fuck man, all this trigonometry, sin cos bullshit, polar coordinates and shit, this pretty hard
d) College: WTF, FUCK THIS STUPID CALCULUS FINDING THE THIRD INTEGRAL OF A IMPLICIT FUNCTION FUCK THAT I DON'T GET SHIT FUCK
e) Advanced College: MAN I THOUGHT CALC WAS BAD, FUCK THIS LINEAR ALGEBRA, VECTORS IN THE 8th DIMENSION SHIT MAN, AT LEAST CALC I COULDS SEE WHAT THE FUCK I WAS DOING, NOW I'm JUST FUCK A NUMBER IN THE ASS AND THEN SOMEHOW FIGURING OUT SOME OTHER GAY SHIT
d) Graduate School and Beyond: This theoretical physics man... this ain't even math.. all I'm doing is making up some shit, using a couple numbers and getting paid, if only I had known math was going to be this easy before.
Person 1: Ugh i hate math
Person 2: Yeah its mental abuse to humanity
Math is a subject is a waste of your time and makes no sense
Teacher: do questions 1-11
Student-thats a lot and I dont even get this
Math means Mental Abuse to Humans
Maths mean Mental Abuse to Homo Sapiens
Person A: Hey what does math stand for
Person B: It stands for Mental Abuse to Humans