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Either you love him or hate him, the fact is, michael moore makes movies that Americans and especially the right-wing media don't want to talk about.
Bias aside, the topics discussed in his movies are very important, but people have to be cheap and call him "fat" when that has nothing to do with anything.
Person 1: Did you hear that there are talks on the gun legislation and how to make it stricter?
Person 2: Let's not talk about it, I'm happy the way things are, don't listen the Michael Moore's propaganda.
Person 3: I just heard that our health-care system is flawed and that 45 to 50 million legal American residents can't afford health care including the volunteers who risked their lives in 9/11.
Person 4: Shut up! I don't want to talk about it, let Bill O'Reilly or Stephen Colbert talk about it.
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The act of receiving a blowjob from one girl while another licks your ass, and from time to time offering them "sippies" off your Capri sun. May or may not be performed in a bathroom at a party, but should be done while standing.
John: Dude! Did you hear Mike got a Michael Cera off those two chicks last night?
Dave: Didn't have to I walked into it in the bathroom at the party. He didn't even stop. What's more shocking is neither did they.
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The fabulous guy i talked to through fan mail, who was behind all the madness at woodstock. The guy that all the wannabe flower children DONT know about. The guy who is one of my idols.
wannabe flower child: "im so cool because i have this trippy shirt on and peace sign necklaces and because i 'like' the beatles. too bad i have no clue who michael lang is even though i claim to like woodstock."
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Revered chuckle-meister and Drew Barrymore's dad
Well bugger me, I never knew that Michael Barrymore was Drew's dad !
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God among all childs. He is founder of the LongBoys basketball team. He feeds on memes. On Passover, Jews put memes out on the front door to avoid their first born getting cheek-clapped by Senpai A.K.A Michael Long. His power level is equal to the the power level of chuck norris times the power level of God. In his free time he goes to ChristianMingle.com
Michael Long walks down to taco bell to get hamburger.
Literally Nobody:
Michael Long:
MAKE ME A SANDWICH OR PERISH IN HELL!!
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A perfect couple. These two should be together for the rest of their lives.
Girl: OMG Katie and Michael are perfect for eachother
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Often known to fuck his own family and his dogs. Michael Duncan is a man with many talents. In his free time, he likes fucking down syndrome kids while they shit in his mouth. Michael Duncan is mostly known for his down syndrome retarded girlfriend named shartina. Michael Duncan in his free time he likes to support the LGBT+ and the black community.
I just fucked my own family call me Michael Duncan
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