mike jason

THE ACT OF FISTING YOUR 2ND COUSIN WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE FINGER FUCKING YOUR FAVORITE STEP SISTER WITH THE RIGHT HAND WHILE HAVE ORAL SEX WITH YOUR YOUNGEST SISTER AND FORCE FUCKING YOUR 2 GAY DADS WITH A DOUBLE ENDED DILDO WHILE THEYRE EATING A FRESHLY MADE SOGGY WHILE YOU PREPARED ALL DOING THIS IN ALABAMA IN YOUR FAVORITE BARNES SURROUNDED BY 100 MISCARRIAGES YOU ATTEMPTED WITH YOUR FAVORITE CHICKEN.

Imagine waking up to the default name temp-5438345 and realizing you forgot to do a Mike Jason last night

1👍 1👎

Mikey mike

A term used when approaching a group of black men to call yourself gay

Ayyy wassup my names Mikey mike

1👍 1👎

Mike🐸

A sexy man f child, who is in need for his mother to hold him cause he cries every night about having to go back to work...what oh.

Daddy Mikey Mike🐸

1👍 1👎

irish mike

An endearing name for any Irish exchange student, regardless of his or her real name. Irish Mike's are generally hard to understand, leave their trash everywhere, attract women with their accents, and are always down to drink.

Irish Exchange Student: A glee drink er araga fagen.
American Student: What the hell did Irish Mike just say?

56👍 286👎

mike shinota

the cutest member of linkin park.

mike shinota is really cute

7👍 24👎

Mike hawk

some corny word a middle schooler puts in kahoot!

teacher: who put “mike hawk” as their username

classmate: giggles

other student: stfu that’s not funny at all

7👍 27👎

mike patton

Singer who found fame in Faith No More. Later used his fame to boost Mr Bungle (who were an excellent, excellent band), but never received the attention they deserved.
Quit Faith No More, and then quit Mr Bungle, and now makes a lot of tepid music under different monikers.
Embarressed by the fact he blatantly copied Anthony Kiedis, even though he was light years ahead in terms of talent and originality, and his dress sense in the early 90's late 80's, and his part in the 'funk metal' scene, and the fact Faith No More are called the Godfather's of Nu-Metal.
Also slightly embarressed by his typical late teen/early twenties' adventures. Now pushing his thinning career into cult (shit) films roles.

Check out Mike Patton on 'Mr Bungle' 'Disco Volante' 'Angel Dust'

38👍 199👎