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fucking your girlfriend in the middle of China Town is a prime example of bad mother fuckery.
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By far and beyond, the most commonly used Tomism (see "Tomism"). The phrase has it's origins when Tom was using his very last respirator mask while baling hay and took it off for lunch break. Chris quietly put a lump of horse shit in the middle of the mask. When Tom got up to put it back on, he stared at it for a few seconds, his face got red and he did a slow motion turn to Chris saying, "OHHHH... you MOTHER!!!" Since this event, it has become his signature phrase.
After saying, "OH you MOTHER", he proceeded to chase Chris around the barn, tackle him and perform Malaysian Chest Implosion Torture on him for revenge.
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I'm a nerdy white boy in need of a cool sounding motto.
Ankit(leaving work): Seeya later Jeff
Jeff(a computer programmer sitting at his desk with thick glasses and pens in his front shirt pocket): Seeya Ankit, word to your mother
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The bar on corvettes and other known fast cars on the passengers side dash where they can grab on a hope for the best.
she was like damn wtf are you *grabs mother inlaw bar* slow the f*** down
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What Most 12 year old cod players have been in
Haha i been in your mothers box u fag
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