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Any white girl who has low cut or shaved hair in the back and long hair on the sides. VIA reverse bowl cut
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When you hear something so inanely stupid, you feel compelled to shit in your own hand and slap the person with it. It's a slightly stronger sentiment than the Italian saying, "Caccate in mano e prenditi a schiaffi," which loosely translated means, "Take a shit in your hands and slap yourself," as the actor in this situation is willing to shit in his or her own hands to get the slap accomplished.
Had someone call the library the other day and ask for a photo of Jesus. Told her that could not possibly exist, but if she'd come in, I'd have a nice big Sicilian mud slap ready for her.
The action of whipping someone with feces (of usually the solid form) in a sock.
Did you see Josh hit Bethany with an Ecuadorian Mud Biscuit at that party last night?
when you have diarrhea and instead of wiping you proceed to have unprotected anal sex. Once the guy pulls out you then proceed to eat the diarrhea off his dick.
Instead of wiping my ass i decided to do the Mud-slide sandwich with my husband
The act of going out in the hollers.
Fill your hand with as much mud as you can hold.
The twat swat your woman back to the age of empires!
Woman 1: You ok? You seem so cheerful today...
Woman 2: I'm great!!! My man gave me a massive Tennessee Mud Grope last night!
Woman 1: Awww, I'm so jealous!
When you shit yourself and take your underwear off and fold them over then hand them to your friend
That bastard Carl. He ate Chinese last night then gave me a Memphis mud muffin for breakfast.