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A Sneaky Ninja is the act of defecating on an unaware preferably sleeping being. Anywhere on the abdomen, genitals, or face are perfect spots to secrete your waste on the unsuspecting victim. Sneaky Ninja’s are usually used as a form of revenge, although some find it rather arousing. It is best to perform a Sneaky Ninja after a hot Mexican meal, or a large dinner.
Thanksgiving can be the ideal day to perform a Sneaky Ninja; most people consume quite a large portion of food on this day, resulting in extra fecal production. Turkey also has an astounding effect to make people extra tired and fall into a deeper sleep. Both of these aspects together results in a rather satisfying Sneaky Ninja.
Some have been known to perform a Sneaky Ninja on homeless people when they can not find a public restroom fast enough. This is what we call a “Dire Sneaky Ninja” because the producer is in dire need for the relief of bowel movements. So much so that they needed to lay waste on the unsuspecting homeless.
All in all most find shittin’ on a bitch, whether for pleasure or pain, is truly a satisfying experience.
"Yeah I woke up with shit on my chest today. Turns out Jennifer Sneaky Ninjaed me for losing her CD!"
"After losing that card game and not paying up we Sneaky Ninja'd that bastard!"
"Damn! I gotta wash these sheets, that was potent Sneaky Ninja!"
"Shit! There are no bath rooms around! Oh thank god there is a hobo for me to Sneaky Ninja on."
"Yeah I was just sleepin' on the street and some little punk took a dump on my face! I heard it's called a Dire Sneaky Ninja"
"Hey isn't that Mike!? Let's Sneaky Ninja him for stealing Melissa from me!"
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While fucking your girl, quickly put it in her ass and get in a couple of good bangs. When she turns around to say "What the FUCK!" - drop a smoke bomb and get the fuck out of Dodge!
I pulled a Filthy Ninja on my girl last night and the room still smells like sulphur.
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adj. one who can be dependably called upon to carry out various acts of questionable legality.
person_01: "Who we gonna get to pour sugar into that drive-way blockin' muthafucka's tank?"
person_02: "I'll get my bro, he always pulls shit like that off without question... a real clockwork ninja."
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Preparing to do something when you suddenly have to take a dump.
"Man, i was about to play some CoD4 when a ninja duece popped up."
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When you sneak up behind someone and cream in them before they know you were there
Damn, I was minding my own business when I look down a realize I had been ninja creamed! The nerve on that guy.
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A very stealthy motherfucker that blows a load before you know it.
Jesus, that was one cum ninja.
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A word used to describe a “nigga”Or persons of African American descent on a Tech platform “Mainly META Platforms” The Shit Posting person does this to avoid community standards violations..
All these ninjas🥷 need to pay for this V because it ain’t free.. 😂😂
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