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The hair between a particularly disgusting anus and vagina.
He had dingleberries and cunk hair in his mouth after administering cunnilingus to the old prostitute.
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Stray hairs you find in an office cubicle.
I just moved my keyboard and found like 200 cubic hairs.
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That one guy at every high school or university who has mad long hair that's taken him forever to grow out. Everyone knows him by his hair and it's pretty much his dominant physical feature.
Most guys go through a shaggy phase, but a real hair boy grows his hair over a period of years and would never cut it even though he gets teased about cutting it all the time.
He's probably proud of his hair to the point of being annoying. You almost just want to chop it off.
"We saw that one kid. I can't remember his name. The one with the really long hair. That hair boy."
"Oh, that's Dylan."
"Yeah, him. His hair is insane."
"Yeah, he's been growing it since like 8th grade."
"He kind of needs a trim."
"Don't count on it."
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The invisible hair, also known as "the phantom hair," is the hair that has fallen off of your head and is now stuck to your shirt. You can feel the hair brush against your armpit area or the back of your arm periodically, but when you go to take it off, there is usually nothing there (that you can see). The invisible hair normally requires an extra pair off eyes and hands for removal.
Victoria, can you get the invisible hair off of me- I have been trying to find it for an hour and it is getting on my nerves.
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Paradise PD originated this classic joke. In the episode the joke was pointed towards Mark Zuckerburg.
Come Jar resignated this phrase in his heart and is now something you say at random or as a greeting, even at the end of sentences. When you need higher hair you'll understand.
"I need higher hair." "Can you see my higher hair." "I can't hear you because I have higher hair sir".
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A tangled mass of long pubic hair.
"That girl needs to shave her hair nest!"
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