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Carpet pants (adjective ) carpet pants is when you sit on a dirty carpet . Term created 2016 by Amanda . Example , "hey bro , can I use a towel to sit on? I don't want to get carpet pants. ". Nobody wAnts carpet pants trust me !
"Hey bro , can I use a towel to sit on? I really don't want carpet pants"
The act of pretending to Pant heavily (just like after sex) when you stop riding your illegal Electric Bike (for definition of illegal Electric Bike see EAPC Ghost Rider's definitions: Ghost Riding) at the traffic lights to make people and the Police think you have been propelling your EAPC legally when in fact you have been travelling at over 15.5 mph and Ghost Riding (see previous definition).
I love to do Ghost Panting which is fake Panting at the traffic lights after Ghost Riding my Electric Bike at 25 mph to make people think I have been propelling my illegal Electric Bike by the pedals.
A penis and scrotum that is not shaven.
She was going to jack me off, but I forgot to shave my pant hamster.
Cockney Rhyming slang/esque for Bant e.g. banter
Just going to pop down the pub for some premium sock and pant with the lads.
when people try to insult someone but dont know what to say they just move their lips and make a sound e.g wazz pants.
girl1: you are such a whore
girl2: well you are a wazz pants
irresistible alpha male that all the women sling pants toward
See Phil over there? Such a pants slinger.