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test flight

When you don’t know if your viagra is expired, so you pop a few and proceed to helicopter (spin your cock around in a circular motion much like helicopter blades) your cock to make sure it still does it’s job.

“Bro, I brought this girl home but I was all out of viagra. Luckily there was a couple left in a really old container so I had to take one for a test flight.”

by Snikt November 14, 2022


Testing Tanks

Physically challenging an adversary for a long duration of time. Beating someone with the utmost physicality and alpha-male dominance.

Joel Miller from USF was really testing tanks against Clemson.

by WAYDWYL March 27, 2011


Breasties before testes

From parks and recreation, means girls before guys

Ann: are you sure youre ok that im going on a date with mark?
Leslie: Yeah! Im over mark, all that matters is that we’re still friends
Ann: Breasties before testes!

by Defsnotateenagekidrn March 24, 2023


Test Meat

Fictional Kurt cobain meat

That’s some real test meat right there

by Manoah13 May 16, 2022


The Actor's Test

The Actor's Test is something done by many Theatre students. To do the Actor's test, you first need two Actors, same sex, opposite sex, doesn't matter. The point of the Actor's test is to see how long each person can last with their faces positioned close enough to kiss without making contact. The loser is usually the first to freak out.

Renelle called Nick out, so she dared him to take on the Actor's Test with her.

by theActingProctor June 10, 2011


test rub

A very sneaky, dishonest way for one male to find out if another male is gay or bisexual, by catching the first male off guard, say, near a wall and pressing genitalia together until the second male gets a hard-on or shows other signs of sexual arousal.

I think Mike is trying to test rub Fabio to find out if Fabio's queer. Why else does Mike keep on trying to lean against Fabio at the end of film making class?

by pentozali May 6, 2014


sneaker test

Relates to: free boatride plan.

Sneaker test is a non genetic update of the "one drop" test which separated out those who had even "one drop" of african blood in their ancestry to determine if they were black.

The sneaker test is not genetic but determines if you are black by how you react to being sat down and then having your sneakers taken away. If you fly into a rage get violent cry demand their immediate return or if you spent more than 160 dollars on said sneakers you are black and free boatrides are for you.
If you react like this to someone taking away your right under the 2a to defend your life against crime or tyranny with a firearm then you are a patriot or white or both. If you react this way to having your fascist worldview based on your of entitled victimhood taken away you are a progressive antifa or libtard.

The sneaker test quickly revealed Colin's roots and qualified him for a )free boatride.

by Flush the tpp March 12, 2018