5 1 0

1. A police code for a 'dangerous driver.' Can be excessive speeding, wreckless driving, or driving under the influence.

2. The smaller version of 'Need For Speed Most Wanted' for the PlayStation Portable.

1. 21 to radio, come in radio. We have a 5 1 0 heading northbound on I-10. Suspect is driving an orange Mustang. Beginning pursuit, over.

2. I bought Need For Speed Most Wanted 5 1 0 for my PSP yesterday.

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NATO Article 5

A Funny button that Poland is gonna press, destroying Russia.
If a NATO member is attacked by someone, other NATO members must defend them.

Poland's gonna commit NATO Article 5, Press F to not pay respects to Russia!

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5 Dollar Shake

Used in reference to the milkshake in Pulp Fiction purchased by Mrs. Mia Wallace, for something that's more expensive than its worth; even if its pretty damn decent.

"I don't know if that shake's worth five dollars but it's pretty damn good." - Vincent Vega.

"Holy shit dude, eight bucks for ice cream? What a 5 Dollar Shake."

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5 Seconds Of Summer

A quartet of horny Australian young people whose song topics range from MILFs, to mastrubation, to consensual sex. Members include Luke "Hair Game Strong" Hemmings (vocals/guitar), Michael "Level 9000" Clifford (vocals/guitar), Calum "The Funk" Hood (vocals/bass), and Ashton "Beatz Master" Irwin (vocals/drums).

P1: Have you heard about 5 es oh es?1??? I love them
P2: pls step away from me m'am
P1: you know, 5 Seconds of Summer, but the real fans call them 5 es oh es ;))))
P2: pls no pls you don't like them pls ur fake pls

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6-4-5

When something is perfect (6), it degrades significantly (4), only to improve somewhat (5), yet is not as glorious as its former state (6).

Boy 1: "Dude...you know my totally awesome dog, Rover?"

Boy 2: "yeah of course. He's remarkable!!"

Boy 1: "yeah...he got hit by a truck last Monday."

Boy 2: "Mondays really do suck, dude"

Boy 1: "Yeah, well he went to the vet in really bad conditions, but got relased and now he only has three legs. I just don't know what to do anymore, man"

Boy 2: "dude...6-4-5 man, get over it."

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5 O'Clock Shower

To hit the pub or drinking establishment on a Friday night at 5pm. Usually starts out as a few quiet drinks but ends up with hangover amnesia

Thomson: Oh man, I can't wait for the weekend, I'm off to help Mum wash the Dog.

Johnson: What!!! Blow that off, we are off to the pub for a 5 O'Clock Shower!

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Stage 5 Smiley

Someone who uses an obsessive amount of Smiley face icons during a conversation.

Me: How was your day?
Her: Great :)
Her: Yours ;)
Me:Its been so-so
Her: :(
Her: Im sorry, you should cheer up 8)
Me: uhoh, looks like I got a stage 5 smiley on my hands..

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