milk poop

Just your normal, run of the mill, average-sized poop, but with a splash of milk. Enough milk to make it squish all together in your hand, but an amount small enough to still keep it warm. Fun at parties.
Sometimes referred to as "milk poopy."

Alex: What is Benedict doing over there in the corner?
Gabby: Oh, he's just playing with some milk poop.

Churn the Milk

To masturbate, jack off, etc.

Can be used as:
Churning the Milk
Churned the Milk
Churn some milk

I was so bored last night so i decided to churn the milk.

milk emergency

When you eat a cookie or brownie and suddenly NEED milk to satisfy your taste buds so you stop whatever you are doing and all out sprint to the fridge destroying everything in your path to satisfy the urge in the short window that it lasts.

I stiff armed grandma on the way to the kitchen to get a gulp of milk because I had a milk emergency while eating a brownie in the basement while playing minecraft and jerking off.

Milked Out

To milk out or get frothed is to smoke weed and get high.

I just got milked out at the party.

Back With the Milk

When someone who was once thought to be gone forever shows up again, often after several years.

This is a reference to the "dad went to the store to buy milk" trope. The punchline is that he abandons his family.

This is a subversion of that, meaning the dad finally comes back from the store after years of absence.

Person C has entered the chat

Person A: "Wait, you haven't been here since 2014, is it really you?"

Person B: "C is finally back with the milk."

Milk Fried

Used to describe the art of busting one off while watching Paula Deen cook on her show.

"I was milk fried during that song" - Kelly Rowland

fuzzy milk

When someone cums in your mouth but has hairy balls

I swallowed some fuzzy milk