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Friends and family around feeling horny?
Have a radar wank.
The act of wanking with someone close by while also being aware you could be caught at any moment so you are ready to hide your wood.
My wife was being frigid she went downstairs so I decided to have a radar wank.
Person 1: you heard the hit song Robloz and Mines
Person 2: yeah the one with Lil Wank?
Person 1: it was the epic
to jizz everywhere in a controlled enviroment
a wank stain is caused by somebody thats masturbates continuously until they shoot thier load (spunk) all over the place
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a pot that is wanked in by a male or female for the pleasure of seeing their own cum
Mom get your fanny out-a that wank pot itz fucking rank, hey dude stop using dat wank pot itz stinkin out da house
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A loud wank is where everyone in your house goes out, so you can masturbate with the volume on full, no headphones in.
My parents went on holiday so I could have a loud wank.
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Having a wank whilst watching porn and listening to your sonos
Jack Mitchell “Third Sonos wank of the day, thanks dad!”
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Someone who uses a Hanky or Handkerchief to masturbate themselves. The handkerchief will eventually get soaked with their hanky cum
guy 1 - I hate it when you have a wank and end up cumming over yourself and your clothes
guy 2 - I always have a clean handkerchief with me and use them to 'Hanky Wank'
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