The Politician's "You"

A practice commonly exercised by politicians, dictators, corporate establishments, salesmen and your parents, where one deliberately substitutes words such as "me", "I" or "oneself" for "you" in order to appear selfless and public-spirited.

Common Politician: "This is what public (you) wants."

Correctly interpreted as "This is what I want." Hence The Politician's "You".

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You Tunes

Using you tube as a primary source of music, instead of using iTunes as a music player. Usually done by people who are not computer savvy, or cheap.

Carlos: Hey, did you download the playlist I gave you to your iTunes for the party tonight?
Romeo: Nah, I couldn't out how, so I'm just going to use you tunes tonight.

Julio: ah man, I don't want to pay for the new eminem song, I'm just going to listen on you tunes.

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You comin with

A question you ask to a bro to see if they would like to join you to go somewhere.

Jingles: Brah, you comin with!?

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You are mine

When your significant other tells you that you are theirs and only theirs

Girl: hey listen up
Boy: yes
Girl:"looks at his eyes with a stern look and grabs his face" You are mine

Boy: ok babe

Girl: 😊

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You will cry

A warning given when you recommend an extremely difficult video game to someone.

Try Demon's Souls, it's really friggin' hard... you will cry.

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stab you

To give chocolate

I'll stab you

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Are You Alright?

An EP created by the band LoveJoy including Wilbur Soot, Joe Goldsmith, Mark Broadman and Ash Kabosu, the songs in it being: Taunt, One Day, Sex Cells and Cause for Concern.

also listening to this EP means you have amazing music taste so congrats!

P1: hey what's your favourite song from are you alright?
P2: I really like sex cells!
P1: well personally I love cause for concern!
P3: what's that?
P1 & P2: *blocks*

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