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A seventy one is a sixty nine with each others thumb up each others ass
Chad and Trent pulled a seventy one last night
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A friend, relative, or associate, that always has a better story than yours. This person will lie about almost every detail of his story just to be a little bit better than you. Traits are lonely adolescences with absolutely no friends, and a lot of cats.
Me: Dude, I hit a birdie on that last par 5"
One Uper: Well, I just happen to get an eagle on that hole.
Me: I won the lottery this weekend.
One Uper: I've won it twice.
Me: How is that possible, duche?
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bits of shit stuck to ya arse crack.
Wat skanky peeps get who dont wash.
You no who u are
Tramp. 'Oooooooooh bloody hell i need to clean me arse these cling ons are killing me.'
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It started a saying being used in place of no balls for example if someone didn't want to take another shot you would be like come on "one life". Now a group of kids from Wolcott have used this as their life motto and it is the name of their clique. It's not a gang but a movement and the people in one life can be found with the name tattooed on them.
I don't think I should go to that party because the kids don't like me their. Who cares man one life.
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A statement said by Overly Spirited Verrado High School Students, it means we are all "One" but no one believes that cause, its high school we all hate each other!
Person 1: ONE VERRADO! (yelled)
Person 2: You're Gay...
Person 1: One Verrado, One World!
(Person 2 hits Person 1)
Person 2: You're the only "ONE" that got his ass beat.
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Microsoft's next game console, successor (or possibly loser) to the Xbox 360.
Xbox One: I'm going to beat PS4 into the ground!
PS4: Wonder if it can get viruses....
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On AIM, when you IM someone right when they sign on, and their buddy info still says that they've been online for only one minute. Most of the time people wait until it says 2 minutes, to avoid feeling like a stalker.
Sally: Omg Jason just signed on and I totally one-minuted him by accident!
Kristin: =-O STALKER!!
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