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Potting plants

Getting cummed in

Man i put a really nice plant in her pot;
Im potting plants

by Laret December 11, 2017


Mucky Yoghurt Pot

A dirty old vagina

Eerrrrgghh!! I saw a mucky yoghurt pot in the swimming pool.

by Dr Jewskin83 August 9, 2017


Neti Pot

When he cums inside of her nose and it goes up the nasal cavity

Dude! That bitch wanted it so bad I Neti Poted her and she sneezed for 2 days!

by BlueMommaWolf February 12, 2018


Day-Care Pot

You and your boys all put a sperm sample into the same pot to make a mix of 2+ babies.

Person 1: hey what’s this little pot?
Person 2: oh that’s just mine and my friends day-care pot

by butteredpopcorn August 15, 2022


Crock-Pot Diaper

When you change a poop diaper and leave it in your car to stew and royally stink up your enclosed car.

Honey, did you leave a Crock-Pot Diaper in the car all day in this heat?

by rsablue September 18, 2021


Netty Potted

When you blow your load in a girls nose. The act of cumming in ones nostril.

Last night my friends girl had a stuffy nose, so he loosened up her sinuses and Netty Potted her. Now she has a sinus infection.

by Philly Cheese Steak 69 November 22, 2021


Crock pot

Not what you think but instead highly astounding

Crock pots just have yet to build factual claims in rebuke of an evidencial stance supporting a philosophical model made from reasoning with causation factors limiting the scope of the argument as non circular.

by Merry Mage November 24, 2019