When someone with a hook shaped penis gives anal sex to another person angrily.
I gave her the Angry Pirate last night! I smashed her Arrrrrrrsehole
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"Dude, be careful of using gay slurs around Petty Officer Jones. We heard that he is an ass pirate"
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A guy who goes after another guyโs girlfriend, wife, etc... Tries to steal someone elseโs booty, usually at the time when the couple is in a fight.
After Jack & Michelle had a huge argument, Charlie called Michelle to "console" her, one thing led to another and now Charlie & Michelle are sleeping together... Charlie is an Ass Pirate.
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when your getting a blowjob and you hand you partner an eye patch and fake leg, finish and start role playing, the more polite version of the angry pirate
jessi, i just got the happy pirate from mike, he is the most awesome guy ever
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Unlike the name alludes to, this Pirate has no oar or boat. This is a physical state when one's smile keeps getting bigger and bigger until there is no more room left on their face to possibly keep both eyes open. This condition can normally be found when consuming large amounts of alcohol beginning early in the day and naturally will end that night with only one eye open like a pirate. Long term affects consist of face cramps, permanent eye deformation, temporary paralysis, mouth expansion, and permanent Joker type smiles.
Look! The Rowin Pirate is out again.
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A person who is utterly reviled by British gaming companies.
Wow, he's not getting any drops, he's a complete Nofx the Pirate.
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a boy dressed up as a pirate that takes part in the act of the giant circle. he takes it and give it as the giant cirlce says. along with him in the mystical giant cirlce there is also top hat eye patch man, fairy boy, master chief.
"Hey butt pirate get over here"
"Arg i am coming fairy boy"
(bam bam bam bam)
"Giant orgy ho!!"
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