Rural Dictionary

red ring of sex

The red ring you get around your penis when you take off a condom after sex.

Why do you keep itching your junk dude. I got laid last night. Crabs? Nooo... red ring of sex.

by MrGrim10001110101 May 20, 2010

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The Jewish Onion Ring is when a young Jewish boy has his bar mitzvah, in which he gets circumcised and the foreskin is than saved in a ziplock baggy, seasoned, put in batter, and deep fried the next morning for breakfast, than consumed by the young boy's family.

Boy:"Oww!"

Man With Knife:"Oh Yum. Where's The Beer Batter? We're gonna make a yummy Jewish Onion Ring"

by xXf0UrTwEnTyXx May 3, 2009

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The Nuvy Ring Toss

When your girl has the contraceptive "Nuva Ring" and your dick is really small.While you are fucking her the ring slips over your dick like a ring toss. Hence, The Nuvy Ring Toss

I was fucking my girl last night and The Nuvy Ring Toss got me!!!

by Flabber Butt February 9, 2009

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rice ring

Originally, a crop circle found in rice paddies. The patterns of these rice rings vary greatly in shape and size, but were first identified over 4000 years ago. Alexander the Great wrote about the rice rings in the chronicles of his travels and conquests. Ancient writings also indicate that the appearance of said rice rings was always accompanied by mysterious lights in the sky. Some experts claim these lights to be UFOs piloted by extraterrestrials. This theory is gaining support and popularity in the scientific community.

Unfortunately, rice rings have become increasingly rare in the past few centuries, and their appearance now is shrouded in much secrecy.

The term is now sometimes applied to the papery ring that forms around a saucepan's inside walls if rice is now removed from the stovetop quickly enough.

If "The X-files" was still on television, they would definitely have an episode about rice rings.

by Briar Rose December 14, 2006

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