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The Jewish Onion Ring is when a young Jewish boy has his bar mitzvah, in which he gets circumcised and the foreskin is than saved in a ziplock baggy, seasoned, put in batter, and deep fried the next morning for breakfast, than consumed by the young boy's family.
Boy:"Oww!"
Man With Knife:"Oh Yum. Where's The Beer Batter? We're gonna make a yummy Jewish Onion Ring"
When your girl has the contraceptive "Nuva Ring" and your dick is really small.While you are fucking her the ring slips over your dick like a ring toss. Hence, The Nuvy Ring Toss
I was fucking my girl last night and The Nuvy Ring Toss got me!!!
Originally, a crop circle found in rice paddies. The patterns of these rice rings vary greatly in shape and size, but were first identified over 4000 years ago. Alexander the Great wrote about the rice rings in the chronicles of his travels and conquests. Ancient writings also indicate that the appearance of said rice rings was always accompanied by mysterious lights in the sky. Some experts claim these lights to be UFOs piloted by extraterrestrials. This theory is gaining support and popularity in the scientific community.
Unfortunately, rice rings have become increasingly rare in the past few centuries, and their appearance now is shrouded in much secrecy.
The term is now sometimes applied to the papery ring that forms around a saucepan's inside walls if rice is now removed from the stovetop quickly enough.
If "The X-files" was still on television, they would definitely have an episode about rice rings.
1. Enrique Iglesias song
2. Sexual Innuendo for something only Enrique could dream of
"Wow, I really love when you ring my bells, said Enrique with a sly smile."
In prison, I got thumped in the o-ring, and I could barely walk afterwards!
A word your fucked up mother calls you when she is yelling at you and you are listening to your ipod and pretending you can't hear her.
"Give my you ipod and phone you ring-tailed bitch!"