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Tiny Farmer Jacob

Tiny Farmer Jacob can be also known as a very tiny blonde boy. They are also usually midgets who make fun of other people because they think they’re the shit. Most of them have super high-pitched voices and don’t know when to shut up, most of the time they are tryhards.

Oh my god, Tiny Farmer Jacob is so annoying, he won’t stop talking. He’s still pretty cool tho I guess.

by Johnny Sanders January 20, 2020


Jacob hackney shit

a) when someone is being overly flirty or horny when speaking to you

b) when someone has a panic attack while smoking weed and refuses to smoke ever again
c) when someone is fake as shit
d)when someone overreacts or is completely exaggerating about a subject or is overdramatic
e)when someone is a fuck boiiii

He was talking about this one girl all night, that's truly some Jacob hackney shit

by Sweetpantherpurrs123 June 24, 2017


Jacob from tdk

Jacob is one of the most well known members in popular dank member server TDK. He is a very helpful and supportive. Also he loves anime titties, and by tits he means HUGE boobs. Some serious honkers. A real set of badonkers. Packin some dobonhonkeros. Massive dohoonkabhankoloos. Big ol' tonhongerekoogers. Lucious thick creamy bonkhonagahoogs. Gigantonormous megamanimous humongous hungolomghononoloughongous. OH YES DADDY YES YES DADDY OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hey have you heard of jacob from tdk?
No i havent

Nobody:
Not a single person:
Jacob from tdk: *posts hentai in gen-chat*

by iacobus3232 November 9, 2020


Jacob from tdk

Jacob is one of the most well known members in popular dank member server TDK. He is a very helpful and supportive. Also he loves anime titties, and by tits he means HUGE boobs. Some serious honkers. A real set of badonkers. Packin some dobonhonkeros. Massive dohoonkabhankoloos. Big ol' tonhongerekoogers. Lucious thick creamy bonkhonagahoogs. Gigantonormous megamanimous humongous hungolomghononoloughongous. OH YES DADDY YES YES DADDY OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hey have you heard of jacob from tdk?
No i havent

Nobody:
Not a single person:
Jacob from tdk: *posts hentai in gen-chat*

by iacobus3232 November 9, 2020


Jacob is mega thicc

jacob is megggga thiccness like thiccer than the moon

Everyone: Jacob is mega thicc cause he is big boi

by bigbeater November 12, 2018

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Jacob Mathew Knox

A ugly no life fat hairy cunt faced gentle bad lover who hates him self and has no respect for anyone or even him self he is also a fat shy wombat he also loves to rage at his vagina and loves anal and he is in Simons pants

Hey Jacob

Hey Simon

Your a fat hairy shy wombat

:'(

Jacob Mathew Knox

by I'm am nobody November 17, 2012

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Jacob

A very sweet and decently handsome guy. He’s very smart even though he won’t admit it, and always talks down about himself. Even though he does so, he still supports and puts his friends first without a second thought.

Girl 1: Wow look at Jacob he’s so sweet and cute
Girl 2: I know right and he’s like the smartest in class
Girl 3: Do you think I have a shot if I ask him out???

by Clara <3 June 15, 2019

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